Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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