It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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