He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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