can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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