Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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