I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
