right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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