Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
