I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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