I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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