You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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