i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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