I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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