We named our party play list daddy issues
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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