oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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