I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
