I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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