You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
