she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Mom said you looked used
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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