their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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