actually, I'm a sock model
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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