just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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