...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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