i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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