is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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