we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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