Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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