shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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