Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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