real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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