College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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