i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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