thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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