u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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