Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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