Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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