Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
COCAINE IS GR8
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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