Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
