Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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