Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
where are my eyebrows?
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