What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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