Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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