Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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