Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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