I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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