Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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