I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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