I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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