this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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