i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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