hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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