My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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