69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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