Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
should my penis look like a turkey
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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